In a very surprising development, the Bruhath Bengaluru Mahanagara Palike [BBMP] has claimed that it has set up ready to use toilets in HSR Layout specially for the monsoons.
An officer of the BBMP's Solid Waste Management Department excitedly revealed the Corporations' plans.
The Corporation has set up flex banners saying "PAY AND USE TOILET" along the service lane of Outer Ring Road near HSR Layout where heavy water logging takes place. A counter has also been set up to collect money from users. For ?2, a person can urinate into the drain, while high-end functions will cost ?5. Pairs of rocks have been placed for users to squat and do their job. The waves created when two wheelers pass over the stretch will wash off whatever needs to be washed away. A premium layout is available for ?10 with Pairs of Hollow Concrete blocks instead of rocks.
When asked about disposing of the waste, the official responded saying, "It'll rain more, and everything will be washed away into the big drain going to Agara Lake."
The ruling Congress-Janata Dal [Secular] coalition lauded the move in the Council Hall, claiming that their government was even more 'Imandar' than the Aam Aadmi Party in Delhi. The opposition BJP however cried foul and termed it as a failure of the Siddaramaiah government, demanding that potholes be turned into Public Toilets instead.
Note: This article is satire and should not be taken seriously.